3.7.09

Jokes from Koko Mansion

I waited and waited for koko mansion and seriously- where did they get these girls from?

classic lines:
1. 'its half gown'- 'half gown' is supposed to be 'high waist skirt'

2. 'i want to poopoo asap'- who uses that word and why does everyone have to know?

3. 'you people are talking about people who sleep with men to be able to afford blackberrys and 150,000 naira jeans- in unical, some girls go to a boutique and price a top for 2000 naira- then they go and sleep with 4 men to be able to afford it'- people are actually suffering- girls in university sleep with men for 500 naira!!

4. 'I thank God that in all the time i dated married men, i never disrespected anyone's wife'- as in whaaaat the hell?? you are sleeping with her husband- if thats not disrespect, i don't know what is!

5. general consensus in this mornings fascinating discussion about cheating was that all guys cheat and as long as he has the decency to not do it in your face, then he loves and respects you.

Why do all people accept that all guys cheat? I thought that the basic difference between humans and animals is that humans can control their instincts- you know what? even animals are schooled to control their instincts- so it irritates me when girls categorically state that 'all guys cheat' 'men will always cheat'- what does that even mean? And the worst thing is when i'm called 'naive' for believing that some guys have too much self- respect to cheat. I'm told to 'grow up'. I should grow up? In the same way that people have categorically stated that 'all men cheat', i am stating that 'all guys do NOT cheat' and the sooner that we adopt that as our mantra, the sooner guys realise that women value themselves highly and will not settle for less than faithfulness.

But i digress.... i'm sure i will get some more 'classic' koko mansion lines and update!!

xo

ps- koko mansion is the new reality tv show by d'banj where 12 girls compete to be his 'kokolette' for a year. The kokolette will be his 'performance buddy' person and will also walk away with 5 million naira, a convertible and a diamond ring.

24 comments:

Sulihp said...

i absolutely agree with you. i hate when women decie to settle for less, why would you allow ur guy to go out and misbehave simply because you have refused to put down ur foot and value urself. how canyou accept that ur boyfriend cheats but as long as it's not in your face he respects you???!!! where is the logic in that??!!!
women, we really need to raise the bar on Bull ish we are willing to accept
i'm so mad right now,...schewww


P.S Fooorrssttt!!!!!!!

Brokeass said...

Im with you on that one too jere...
In my own world not all men cheat.
lol
But whatever...

half gown??????
lol!
Wonders shall never end

~Sirius~ said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Half gown!

Really!

LMAO!!!!!!

No waaaay! LOL!

So much for not disrespecting the wife while you were sleeping with her husband! Please!

Deep down, I still believe they are good guys- few, but they exist.

Dazzle! said...

Naija Uni girls....the things they do for money is just really sad and despicable...

As for the cheating thing...
Every guy i have known in my life cheats...
So i think every guy cheats...its wrong..but its the sad reality..
maybe when i see an example of a guy that does not cheat..i will believe otherwise..

Tairebabs said...

ooooh you guys are so lucky. I wish I could watch it. A friend of mine sent me an email with pictures of the kokolettes. I am one of the "naive one" cos I don't agree and will not accept that all guys cheat. We are all humans and should be able to control our instincts.

please post more about the show.

sweetness said...

do u know gradually over the years it has become normal to say...
all guys cheat
i do too
but i keep hoping there r some out der that dont

i have to start watching koko mansion asap
i saw their pix tho

xx

NaijaBabe said...

LOL FB has been giving me jokes with this Koko Mansion...the whole time I had access to sky, they didnt show it...all they kept showing was the nonsense intro and interviewing of people..

All men cheat- I also dont know why people say that crap too as well...I'm still trying to understand it

Sir Scribbles II said...

Seriously ehn, it's like all d smart fine babes didn't get the application forms for Koko mansion...I have not seen ONE babe there worth my time in front of the tele...d thing dey vex me sef, u'd think that girlz wud flock to the mansion cos the koko master said so but not, wat do we get? half wits nd bush girls

Miss Natural said...

I hundred percent agree with you. I believe that love can conquer all and its enuf to conquer the temptation to cheat, and every other thing that brings down marriages. As for koko mansion, it had potential but i was soo disappointed the first time I watched it so I've totally stopped watching.

Lady X said...

Lady X strongly thinks that some of the kokolets are lying very badly about their age!

48 said...

I think that when people say "all men cheat" they mostly mean that "all men have cheating tendencies" which is also true for women. So while the ppl who coined that phrase may have done so in order to get some women(who say oh hell no, my man can't cheat; I put it on him regularly or (insert any other reason) off their high horses and into reality zone, the truth is that people will only act as dumb as we treat them. I hold men to very high standards abeg, none of this "boys will be boys" bull, they're not animals. Altho having said that, no one is infallibe/ above mistakes so really the only fool-proof way I kno is to commit that man into God's hands and trust God to rule in his decision-making process so that whatever temptations come his way, he'll have the grace and strength to overcome them. Sorry for the long epistle:)

mizchif said...

Wow, wow, wow! What "enlightening" conversation going on in the mansion.

Methinks they could certainly have done better with the babes they picked sha, tho i haven't seen any episode, pls can ppl start to youtube some abeg.

I totally agree abt some of the girls lying abt their ages tho.

Lolia said...

Boo but those kokolettes are jokes now! And Rita Isoken Igbinedion is the number 1 culprit...Please they shouldn't send her home, she should stay so we can be laughing...Meanwhile nawa for this your blog break {before this post} you're worse than me! :)

Lolia said...

Oh and Lady X I agreeeeeeeeeeeee! Omg is that not how mary says she's 21 when she looks older than my mummy? smh...

doll said...

LMAO @ Half grown.....
Is the show interesting?

Abujamaiden said...

Been a while.

I think allhumans have 'wrongish' tendencies,cheating included. Average UniAbuja girls have asenatorboyf and a hawt young one. The senator has his wife and the young girl. The hawt guy is ge tting even with his girlfriend and being a player.

At the end of the day, too many men cheat thats why comments like that are made.

But what's a cheating man without a woman to allow him cheat? The two are guilty as charged.

In Jesus name, my boyf/ husband will not cheat...hehehe

bumight said...

LMAO!
keep it coming, cos u r now my official source for kokomansion gist! lol

i tried to watch it, and to say i was disappointed is an understatement!

doug said...

I hadn't actually meant to leave a comment, but your words about how not all men cheat are music to my ears. You have no idea how I HATE it when women say those things. You don't even know my last name and you already make such weighty assumptions about me. [sigh]


Anyways...add this to your Koko Mansion gist:

Two kokolettes [I don't know their names] are playing chess . One of them knocks out the others Knight with her Knight, and the girl whose Knight was taken says...

"Aaah your 'orse [horse] has eat my 'orse"


[shakes head]...seriously, I think D'banj could have done better.

Naughty Eyes said...

@ Doug: Normally, I wanted to read this and not comment but... SERIOUSLY "Aaah your 'orse [horse] has eat my 'orse"???

KAI!!!! These people will not kill me with laughter oh....

On another note, not all men cheat. Some of us are not that stupid...

Lady Koko said...

flabby I HAVE MISSED YOU SO TERRIBLY MUCH!

'I thank God that in all the time i dated married men, i never disrespected anyone's wife

*BLANK STARE*

Lady Koko said...

NAUGHTER EYES......you give me HOPE

Splash said...

the show no make sense.
it is too obviuos that something is wrong. everyone is complaining about the show.

what is the purpose of the show. i get Project Fame, Face of Africa, Americas Next Top Model, to an extent Big Brother, etc but this! i do not get.

Chari said...

*JAW DROP*

WTF???

This rita babe should be SHOT! wtf????

Chi-Chi said...

LMAO at number 4

Rita did damage to that show..mehn lol